ok damn lame.
i just heard from 933.

there was this guy who sat on the bus, and every stop he stood up. why?

: because the sign states 下一站清停车 and he reads it as 车停清站一下.

another,

there was this woman in this mental hospital, she wears black clothes everyday and carries a black umbrella. she did not talk to anyone, so this doctor wanted to help her. the doctor followed her and wore black clothes and carry a black umbrella. after a month of doing that, the woman finally talked to the doctor. what did she say?


:"are you another mushroom?"

lame eh?